Not having anything to say never stopped me

I have a serious case of writers block people.  A true can't think of a thing to say situation.  Why in the heck am I wasting your time if I have nothing to say you ask?  Because I don't want you to forget about me and well, that's just the kind of narcissistic girl I am.  I just can't resist.  You're welcome.

I will leave you with this thought.  Actually, it's not so much leaving you with this though since it's really the only one I have.  I am an honest to goodness Oscar nerd.  I love me some Academy Awards.  It's my jam and I unapologetically love it.  I was telling Natalie at pajamasarecomfy today that I not only need complete silence during the show, but also complete control over the remote (or channel selector as an old boyfriend used to call it...lame).  I need to have the option to mute or flip the channel at my will if there are any even moderately awkward moments (someone trips, the teleprompter goes out and the presenters are forced to wing it, a boob falls out, an old man is honored).  You know, things that basically make me want to leap through the screen and save the person.  If I am forced to sit through something like that I literally cover my eyes with my knees, placing my fingers in my ears, and hum.  It ain't pretty but it is effective.  H has found that just simply letting me be in charge of the remote is the easier option for everyone involved. 

So on Sunday while all of you outdoorsy people are out hiking a mountain or swimming in the creek (or whatever else outdoorsy people do that I have no knowledge of), I'll be nerded out in front of my TV living vicariously through the rich, famous, and somewhat beautiful.